Category Archives: Humor

Humor – A Good Description of a Politician

A description of the new Prime Minister of Quebec.

It certainly can apply to most of our politicians, probably all.

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year- old farmer Orin Beattie, in the Eastern Townships, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

The New Pope

Never Copy from a Copy

Maybe the new Pope will get it.

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

Hockey Hooking

The best hockey photo of the year…

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IRS ???

Loopholes

It’s getting to be that time again..

Return for 2012 back from the IRS.

It puzzles me!!! They are questioning how many dependents I claimed. I guess it was because of my response to the question: “List all dependents?”

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million unemployed people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer.

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO THE HELL DID I MISS?

 

Irish Humor – Paddy

Irish Im Op

A farmer named Paddy had a car accident. He was hit by a truck owned by the Eversweet Company.

Humor – Your Wife Will Love It

From one of my Emails

Five Riddles

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THIS IS ONE OF THE BEST FIVE RIDDLES I HAVE SEEN…THE ANSWERS ARE AT THE BOTTOM. RIDDLE 5 IS AMAZING.
IT SHARPENS THOSE GENES IN YOUR BRAIN AND STALLS ALZHEIMER’S FOR YEARS ….

Santa Baby


MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this
year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an
iPhone 4 for Christmas.
I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,
Timmy Jones

Dear Timmy,

Astute Definition

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COMPLETE AND FINISHED

No English dictionary has been able to adequately explain the difference between these two words.

In a recently held linguistic competition held in London, England, and attended by the best in the world, Samsundar Balgobin, a Guyanese man from Bachelors Adventure, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand. Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer

When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE.

When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED.

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!

He won a trip to travel the world in style and a case of 25 year old Eldorado Rum.